His name is Jamie
I have a dream about him
He rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how he rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

His boyfriend's a dick
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd sI'mply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an Iroc
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Yeeah dirtbag, no he doesn't know what he's missin
Yeeah dirtbag, no he doesn't know what he's missin

Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold
he's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does he know who I am
And why does she give a damn about

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you

Yeeah dirtbag, no he doesn't know what he's missin
Yeeah dirtbag, no he doesn't know what he's missin